I need a magic spell to attract a bearded man with a good heart that I can make out with. I miss being with someone.. it’s been so long.

His name is Levi Jackson. okay.

My college adviser just requested to be my friend on facebook. Help.

Maggie; My parents’ REAL first child..

Tammy; My grandmother’s last mutt..

Rufus; An ex-boyfriend’s fat and dopey, but ever lovingly sweet, brindle..

Cosmo; A dutiful pitbull taken by cancer..

Jock; The permanent resident of Hermanus Backpackers in South Africa..

Forever crushing on Che Guevara and Subcommandante Marcos. Guess I have a thing for Latin American guerillas?

I’m all for marriage equality, but I just wish people would get this crazed about environmental issues.

LOL at Biden laughing at everything Ryan says.. laughing with ya buddy